Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.

Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs

by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014

Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory

"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"

by crookedletterI July 22, 2012

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

chilangolandia

The place of origion of a true mexican, Mexico city, "El D.F."

So the compa says, "que pachucas por tolucas? yo pense que ya morongas?"
and levi replies, "Tenias que ser de Chilangolandia verdad cabron?"

by caidoz rellik 666 March 19, 2009

sweet summer child

Another really nice way of saying 'bless your heart'.

So you believe in faith over science ? Oh you sweet summer child.

by CrashMussen April 8, 2021

child of the 80's syndrome

Also known as fast food syndrome.

An overwhelming sense of urgency to complete something.

"All of my relationships are over before they've began. Is that so wrong? I just want to be in love Damn child of the 80's syndrome. I want it now!"

by Karsh February 29, 2004

love child

A word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. Usually used in an insulting manner.

You look like the love child of Chewbacca and The Fonz.

by crackdealerdownon31st October 28, 2008