Can I see your basement? 

Just someone asking to see a basement in your home. Nothing more.

Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.

Can I see your basement? by chubby.cows April 5, 2019

Can I hakuna your matatas? 

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts”
Either male or female tits

Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?

Can I hakuna your matatas? by 7472638 July 13, 2019

can i get a beach 

Jimins mistake.....tae thinks he is a gangsta now.

"Can I get a beach?" " Bitch? " "beach" "bitch.....?"

can i get a beach by [e-mail] July 28, 2019

Can't Guard Mike 

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.

Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.

Can't Guard Mike by maianis December 24, 2019

Can’t Cooks, Won’t Cooks 

Adapted, from the BBC programme, to highlight a situation where you are working with people who can’t do their role and people who don’t want to do their role.

I am screwed in trying to manage a team of can’t cooks, won’t cooks.

Can’t Cooks, Won’t Cooks by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020

Can't have nice things 

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

Can't have nice things by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

Can people 

People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.

Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.

Can people by wangodango October 9, 2020