2 definition by Eleventy Threeve

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When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.
Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!
by Eleventy Threeve August 31, 2017

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When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

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