holyfield creamer

A holyfield creamer occurs when, after fingering a girl and she has come, a guy delivers a sucker punch to her clitoris.

Amber was lying in the bed and glowing after getting fingered by Greg, but you should have seen her face when he gave her the ol' holyfield creamer.

by BPmaster April 6, 2009

Let the cement dry

After receiving oral from another gay man, the blow-ee shoots spunk all over the blow-ers hair, then restrains him until the gel sets and hardens.

After Pie-Gallon (nicknme) polished my knob, I convinced him to Let the Cement Dry.

by Cheney Wolfhound April 11, 2009

Cum Creamer

The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.

I gave my girl some cum creamer in her coffee.

by CumCreamer December 22, 2016

Jim Cramer

Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”

Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!

by DrThrob April 7, 2021

Mt. Clemens

Best place to have been born in.

I was born in Mt. Clemens, and therefore am the best person ever.

by sfho9iukyhgfdlikyfgdkujhgfd August 5, 2009

clementon

A little town near Lindenwold that has an amusement park...but you've never been to the park and frankly you have no clue where that amusement park is.

Yo...where is Clementon Park? I've never seen it.

by Alex111011 December 1, 2006

A Box of Assorted cremes

to have a wet pussy from more than one dick.

that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes

by oh guess who mother fucker November 9, 2006