advil

To receive oral sex from a female. Dome, head, or a blow job. Relieves a head ache, reduces swelling. advil PM: head so good it puts you to sleep.

"man my head was killing me. Then I took advil and it was gone in 10 minutes. It was extra strength."

by cbreezy10 April 11, 2010

Homosexual Advantage

An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.

Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:

1) touching breasts without getting slapped

2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped

3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change

by Monstabia June 27, 2010

French advantage

The romantic advantage French men have given they have the largest average penises of all European countries.

That French guy gets all the women. It must be the French advantage.

by Andre_3000 October 23, 2010

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

by seymore hineys May 19, 2009

Adventure Time

best cartoon EVER even if the only episode was less than 8 minutes long. i never thought that nickelodeon would have such a cool show.

me: adventure time is on?! mathematical!

by patoot July 10, 2008

honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009

advert

yes, people from the UK are lazy too. they have adopted the "abbreviation." well... at least they don't say "ad"

Charles: Good day William, are you aware my acquaintance, Victoria appeared in a advert for crumpets last night.
William: Indeed I have, Charles.
*they both sip tea*

by Philip Paul March 27, 2008