assassernate

(verb) To inflict massive amounts of bodily harm on a person or creature, usually in a overblown and spectacular manner.

<Ringmasta> Well, anyone need me to come assassernate something before I go get drunk?

by Vic T January 11, 2009

Assbscess

A variation on the word "abscess." An abscess is a tender, inflamed mass-like collection of pus in the tissues of the body in response to infection. An assbscess is a collection of pus in the soft tissues of the gluteal region or posterior pelvis. It can be associated with the rectum, anus, gluteal muscles, skin, and/or soft tissues of the buttocks. It is posterior to the bladder and prostate gland in males and vagina in females. It does not involve the legs, and does not involve the genetalia.

A very tender infected mass in the buttocks near the anus would be an example of an assbscess.

by DreMD May 14, 2011

Assasian

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.

"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Arseshite

London slang for poop.

“damn my brother’s arseshite really stinks huh”

by hot hot diggity dog January 6, 2019

Ashes

Usually someone's Grandfather, best if eaten in 2 years by yesterday.

My grandfathers Ashes were delicious 😋, sadly I couldn't eat them in time, they were expired today! maybe if little Jimmy listened to me earlier I could've eaten them in time!

by Four Ohe Four February 17, 2020

Assassination coordinates

Your basic location. A meme unintentionally ceated by Elon Musk who began bannng people he claimed were tweeting his "assassination coordinates."

"Where you at man, lets meet up. Send me your assassination coordinates."

by anonymous December 15, 2022

Asbestos

Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.

The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.

Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.

(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)

by Tronche2Cake January 16, 2023