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A variation on the word "abscess." An abscess is a tender, inflamed mass-like collection of pus in the tissues of the body in response to infection. An assbscess is a collection of pus in the soft tissues of the gluteal region or posterior pelvis. It can be associated with the rectum, anus, gluteal muscles, skin, and/or soft tissues of the buttocks. It is posterior to the bladder and prostate gland in males and vagina in females. It does not involve the legs, and does not involve the genetalia.
A very tender infected mass in the buttocks near the anus would be an example of an assbscess.
Assbscess by DreMD May 14, 2011
Words you can keep
A right pain in the arse.
"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."
abscess by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004
1.A collection of pus formed by tissue destruction in an inflamed area of a localized infection.
2.A cavity that is formed by liquefactive necrosis within solid tissue.
1. To form an abscess.
2. The pus formed an abscess which later turned to yellow crust.
Abscess by blammord April 19, 2006
An inflammation surrounding a concentration of pus. An abscess can occur in various parts of the horse's body, but it is most common in the hoof.
The horse had an abscess that popped, so he could not be ridden.
Abscess by e9987070 June 28, 2009

Princess Abscess 

A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'
That bitch! She's such a Princess Abscess
Damn... bitch?
Princess Abscess by Dr. Culler January 28, 2021
A repulsive or destructive person in a comparison to a destructive infection.
He's an oozing adscess on the ass of our company.
abscess by dave L.L. May 13, 2005

Creamy Heel Abscess 

A term of endearment, or an insult depending on the usage.
Man, Delaney is such a creamy heel abscess. :/
Or

I love you baby, my little creamy heel abscess
Creamy Heel Abscess by DavidCassidy February 15, 2021
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