apple fingers

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.

Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.

by Homer from Gnomer December 10, 2017

Custard apple

When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple

"Last night I gave her a custard apple "

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

Apple Airpods

The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!

Steve: I like apple airpods.

Normal person: Ha! Gay!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 10, 2023

charter apples

A tasty snack for indignant law students desperate for approval.

Charter apples!!! Charter apples!!!

by PARTNOR AT DAVIES June 16, 2008

Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot Noot July 24, 2011

Apple Gap

1. The space in between the teeth of a horse, in which the horse holds apples.

2. The spacing along the parade route between successive deposits of 'road apples' behind the horse.

1. The horse holds apples in his apple gap.
2. The apple gap allows the horse a tasty snack during the parade.

by Gruntled91 May 29, 2019

jim apple

Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)

"Bonjour! Jim apple Jordan"

by jomo97 February 2, 2017