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super loser double feature 

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
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Play the double bass

To do a fat lass from behind but standing up, whilst fiddling her nipples with one hand and strumming her clit with the other.
When space is at a premium or all the beds are taken at a party, then the best position will be to play the double bass.
Play the double bass by RobHog January 5, 2012

ORIENTAL DOUBLE ELBOW

the exciting act when 1 flexible woman kneels between two willing men and procedes to place thier man junk in the creases her below forms when she does the funky chicken. use your imagination.
example i opened the wrong door at the whore house and witnessed two business men recieved ORIENTAL DOUBLE ELBOW. i was amazed and intrigued.

Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercut 

It is where he Pussy get over loaded and shuts off and no more love time.
When I Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercutted her she wasn't moving right.

H. E. double toothpicks 

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)
Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

Daily Double 

Having sex twice in one day. Derived from the TV gameshow Jeopardy and paramutual betting.
Last night my girlfriend and I hit the daily double. Tonight we should go for the trifecta.
Daily Double by editorcj January 24, 2008

Darth Maul Double Saber

Where a double vaginal penetration is performed on a woman going through her menstrual cycle.
When I heard that my girlfriend was on her period, I immediately wanted to call a friend and perform the Darth Maul Double Saber.