catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.

*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.

catloaf by melissa*f March 31, 2008

The Catcher in the Rye

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is how many pages it is and what year it was written, and all that pointless kind of crap, but that stuff bores me, if you want to know the truth.

The Catcher in the Rye is a classic novel narrated by Holden Caulfield, a depressed and lonely teenager who shuns the world of adults and all its phoniness, and dreams of catching children from falling off a cliff. Holden has a very cynical outlook on other people and is constantly wondering if there exists a place in which he can truly feel a part of. Practically the only person in the entire novel that he is able to communicate with is his little sister, Phoebe. He had a younger brother named Allie who died of leukemia a few years prior to the narration who he thinks the world of. Its obvious that his mental state and overall outlook on life has been largely shaped by his brother's death.

This novel is so deep and realistic that I lack the ability to properly do it justice. When you finish reading this masterpiece you'll wish that old Salinger was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up whenever you like. It's one of the few things that I can think of that I get a big kick out of. People who don't like this book depress the hell out of me. They really do.

Human- The Catcher in the Rye is a masterpiece! I have never in all of my life been able to relate so much to a literary character as I did with Holden Caulfield! He is my hero!
Phony- Are you serious?! That book is so lame. It's just about a whiny, emo kid!

The Catcher in the Rye by Spencer Caulfield March 31, 2011

catnipotent 

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.

The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.

catnipotent by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels March 12, 2008

If you catch my drift 

figurative form of speech.
It means If you understand what a person is implying or follow where they're getting at in a conversation.

Usually substituted for the following phrases:
"If you know what I'm saying." or "If you see what I mean."

Person 1: "I bet Maria is an animal in the sack--if you catch my drift."
Person 2: She sure is

If you catch my drift by thedefinitivedefinition October 4, 2014

catspiracy 

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

catspiracy by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016

Cats

1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death

Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

END

Cats by _Better_Than_You_ August 2, 2016

catching the crazy turkey 

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

catching the crazy turkey by Stargazerone December 13, 2014