You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

my man read diary of a wimpy kid and transtaied the end.

i went to tbidnbejdfnjre Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

by PRAYFORLECHONK June 4, 2022

If you know what i meme

Oral reference to a meme -

when you are actually out there in the real world but still stuck on memes.

"the feels man, if you know what i meme"

by zwrd September 15, 2017

Do I know you?

What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you

“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”

“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”

by I Like To Define Words January 29, 2022

National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day

april 3rd

wow its National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day!

by bitch688273 April 3, 2025

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025