how's the waffle cooked?

phrase, e-slang. Used as an alternative for 'how's it going' or 'whats up?' Gaining usage in MMO games World of Warcraft and Warhammer online.

Hey guys, how's the waffle cooked?

by ev1lweez1l March 29, 2009

All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.

The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass

by Glibber flook January 15, 2023

waffle ass

1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.

Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Blue Waffle

A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina

Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup

by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010

Do you like waffles?

the song that makes you wake up in teh morning. it will also make you hungry for some waffelz. if youre hungry..dont sing the song..

do you like waffles? yeah we liek waffles! do you liek french toast? yeah we liek french toast!

by Alexis Rabago September 26, 2008

waffle house

A crappy diner where you can buy food or meth at 3 a.m.

John: Take me to the hospital, i just got stabbed outside the waffle house!

Scott: that sucks dude.

by hellspawn7469 August 10, 2009