stag.

Word in use in Dublin for bogarting a joint. Short for stagnant.

Pass that jinter would you Matt, you're a scabby bastard for hanging onto it for so fucking long.

Or just "stag."

by SeanONe September 27, 2005

Stagged

To be let down; sad;disappointed

Person 1: I heard your team lost!
Person 2: yeah man, I'm stagged.

by Rhonda Rhymes February 11, 2017

Saigon Tea

A bead of sweat that runs from the small of your back, down the crack of your ass, and drips off the balls or snatch.

"dewd, I have been brewing about a gallon of Saigon Tea for the past hour in this 109 degree heat."

by Al' Fahkuyr Mahm February 15, 2010

Stage 2

Stage 2 represents the second of the three set stage of bowel movements caused by IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. This usually occurs during the stressful process that initiated the IBS. Stage 2 usually consists of constipation and cramping.

I've had Stage 2 for so long now that my stomach feels like a watermelon.

by Dr. I.B. Essing April 30, 2012

Stage 5 Cancer

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009

stag

To guard. To watch over. A shift on guard.

It's your turn on stag.

by Olly August 30, 2003