Personal Sperm Bank

Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.

"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2009

walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.

That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.

by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005

Dreaded Sperm Buildup

The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.

Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.

Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.

Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!

by T-Browser July 3, 2014

Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling

Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

by Special K - NH February 4, 2010

firework sperm

The ejaculate of a man with an STD.

Once he got the clap, he put on quite the display of firework sperm.

by brownspider March 1, 2010

sperm burpin slut

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.

Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.

My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!

by turtle11666 June 22, 2020