OMLETE

to ejaculate in a man/womans ear and fold closed so it sticks

my ear is crusty from that omlete

by Michael Lozano September 30, 2007

omlete in a hole

Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.

Hey bob my wife gave me me an omlete in a hole last weekend.

by Ifukdurmother May 22, 2018

fallopian omlete

When engaged in cunnilingus you stick your face so deep in a woman’s vagina, you eat her eggs right out of her fallopian tubes. Thus having yourself a fallopian omlete

I woke up hungry so buried my face so deep in that randos snatch, I had me a fallopian omlete

by BJADJ January 8, 2019

Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling

Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

by Special K - NH February 4, 2010

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

ometere

An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge

That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE

by Lalalalax November 25, 2018