Definitions by brownspider

firework sperm

The ejaculate of a man with an STD.

Once he got the clap, he put on quite the display of firework sperm.

firework sperm by brownspider March 1, 2010

Freestyle Friday 

An excellent lunch alternative for Fridays. Get a group of friends or co-workers and get everybody to bring in a different sandwich ingredient. Come lunch time, assemble and lay all these ingredients out. At that point, everybody will use the ingredients they want in order to make what they deem to be the perfect sandwich.

Traditionally, the host of Freestyle Friday gets to make his/her sandwich first.

As soon as the lunch bell rings, let's head over to Andy's for Freestyle Friday.

Freestyle Friday by brownspider August 20, 2008

bookshot 

The act of tossing a book as a projectile in order to hit a target.

What do you do when you don't like the book you're reading? BOOKSHOT!!

bookshot by brownspider February 6, 2008