Shinesty

Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.

Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.

Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤

If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021

shy shits

bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.

It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.

Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!

Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.

Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.

Both laugh

by mainbwana March 17, 2011

Birdock Saints

A term to describe an individual who is not worth your time or lame. Can also describe a scenario that one is unhappy with.

1. Ernie is such a birdock saint! He can't even handle drinking a 6'er.

2. God damn I do not feel like walking that far.. Birdock Saints!

by Lawrence Sewer District November 22, 2013

panic shits

An urgent, often hurried restroom visit that results from "holding it" for too long.

Scott had to sprint to the bathroom to drop some huge panic shits after holding it for the whole movie!

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations February 14, 2014

Sniffle Shits

The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.

"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"

by Odd_James May 13, 2014

snowball shits

The moment after having anal sex when a man ejaculates into ones asshole, the morning after shits are so white it appears to be snowballs from your ass.

Yo he came in my ass... I pooped so hard this morning... Oh my god so you had those snowball shits

by Chesbri August 19, 2015

vacation shits

When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal

I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016