A common name for a heavy smoker of the devils lettuce, 100% of Kristyans are gay. For those Kristyans that say they aren't gay are known to be called Hahns. They are often confused for Goblins due to their crackly laugh and mops of long gay ass hair. Their natural enemies are Leprechauns as leprechauns are known to be a many classes above theirs, and Loovvveeee to rub in their shaggy assface. Favorite passtimes are being a raging asshole, piano playing, and sucking dong.

Kristyan- Riley I love you
Riley- YOur gay m8
Kristyan- Na fam
Riley- Hahn

Kristyan by not a real class January 4, 2018

Krisztian

(n): a being from an undetermined planet who takes the form of a Romanian with a sweating problem; acts very strangely in public. Krisztian's can be located by listening for the term, "Do you even ____ bro?" which is their signature phrase. Spits everywhere.
(v): the act of ruining a joke with a phrase that has little relevancy to the subject at hand and/or is completely random

(n): Dude, do you think Krisztian will ever make it back to his home planet? You think it would've happened by now!
(v): Oh my gosh, dude. You Krisztian the joke EVERY TIME!!!

Krisztian by Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo July 20, 2015

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