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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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Fapple

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...
Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...
by I am depressed... February 21, 2011
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fapporn

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn
by Zozzone April 7, 2011
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Frappe'

-The McDonald's worker did not want to clean out the frappe' from my pants

-Robyn just frappe'd herself... Once again.
by Silbit December 28, 2014
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fapple

Verb. To fapple. Fappling.

To tap ones foot in a moment of humour. Replaces, or combines with, laughter.
Charlotte malkeed Seonaid, and we all fappled.
by Damres November 6, 2005
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Frapping

An elite form of fraping (facebook raping), in which the frapist (or frapper) makes a derogatory rap written in the style of the victim about their life, perhaps including personality quirks, habits and events that have occured to them. Quite literally facebook rapping.

Ideally a frap is performed between very white people, such that it would be highly uncharacteristic for them to ever rap, especially ones with an air of misogyny and vulgarity.

Invented on the 13th of April 2012 in Manchester, England.
The original case of frapping, performed on someone whose forename has been replaced with X and surname Y.

The name is X, but that's Y to you,
I'm the number 2 fencer in Britain; it's true.
With my foil sword I'll bring a flurry of strikes
A hellstorm, an art form out of Surrey, that's right.
People see me in the street and know I'm a daywalker,
Yes I tan 'cause I'm the man; can't kill me with holy water,
I'm a red head, bitch, and that means that I will injure
Everyone and everything that dares to calls me a ginger.
Everywhere I go, bitches be turning to me
and sayin', "X, doth mine fake tits feel real to thee?"
And I be like, bitch please, I don't get what you just asked
I know my name's Y, but I don't come from the past
All I know is you're my bitch, so bring those babies over here
Of course I'm gonna touch your rack, what d'you think I am, queer?
'Cause I'm from the South, bitch, and I work with cars
So all the women I meet want me to take off their bras
It's a step up from Mac Do's, now I'm rolling in hos
This frape was faithfully brought to you by Name of frapper
by AJFR September 18, 2012
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Frappy

Adj. Used to describe natural texture of African American hair.
My hair is NOT nappy. It's clearly frappy. "Fro-happy" ;
by _versatilebeauty March 3, 2014
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