Fapple

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.

I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."

by ArchAbaddon March 02, 2011

Fapple

The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.

Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.

by Czaroule October 01, 2014

Fapple

Noun
/fˈa-pəl/
• Like a caramel apple, but instead of caramel, it's semen. It gets its name because sometimes the apple is used to masturbate (fap) before being covered with the product of the masturbation (semen.
• An apple with a bite taken out of it that is used to masturbate (typically by putting the tip in the whole) and then the hole is filled with the semen created by masturbating with the apple.

Did you hear about James Charles sending a child his fapple?
I once saw Kanye West making a fapple in an alleyway near a dumpster.

by poopoounicorns123456 April 19, 2022

fapple

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.

He is a total fapple.

by Noogie Brown October 20, 2006

fapple

When you fap into a bottle of snapple

Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.

by BlondeSugarr March 23, 2016

fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 08, 2015

fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

by deathwish124 September 07, 2009