crotch failure

The hole that develops over time in the crotch of one's pants due to leg friction and usage.

"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

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crotch dump

n. A newborn baby

Look at my newborn crotch dump.

by southernfury January 3, 2010

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ken doll crotch

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

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saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by BigP July 2, 2005

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A quick frame, usually in a music video or movie, that shows a guys crotch covered with pants. Most likely used to draw in a female audience.
Note: The crotch shot does not actually show any genitalia.

Girl 1: CROTCH SHOT! CROTCH SHOT!
Girl 2: Niiicceee.

by Guuhhh October 4, 2008

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