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turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
by S.A.B. November 25, 2007
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Banking Out

Cashing in the big checks to make some serious cash like Donald Trump.
I'm banking out tonight! HELL YEA!!!!!
by EG moneyy August 6, 2011
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Fatty banging

I think my friend was mad at me when he walked in on me fatty banging his little sister
by Kidconfusion September 20, 2010
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Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.
"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."
by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012
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Banking

In the popular TV show "The Weakest Link" contestants have an opportunity to "bank" if they want to safehouse themselves from a future mistake. This inspires the term "banking" to describe women of a certain age (generally 33+) settling, or "banking" on a perhaps unsuitable partner in order to leave appropriate time for marriage and babies.
"Why is Jenny with that guy? He's an idiot"

"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"
by skate88 November 11, 2013
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Slanging and Banging

slanging refers to hanging out with the bros and banging refers to hitting on chicks
Chris: What did you guys doing tonight?
Evan: Slanging and banging
Pat: A usual Saturday night
by CharlieConway June 3, 2011
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