wafting session

a interval of time where one wafts

the car drove by and i had a wafting session

by hank jim August 8, 2010

Wafflin'

Wafflin is shoving ur penis up someones ass while they have flaming hot diarrhea and burning your cock.

Wafflin'

Shoving ur cock up someones ass while they have flaming hot diarrhea.
"ayo i was just wafflin this bitch's ass last night my cock burnt asf"

by MangomanYesyesyes October 18, 2020

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011

Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.

Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.

by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

Totally Waffles

A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.

Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.

by Ryan Keefe August 23, 2007

penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006