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Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.
"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."
by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009
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face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").
"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"
by Facesittier October 20, 2017
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Swifting

When someone tatally disses and embarrasses their ex. (Just like Taylor Swift)
She is totally swifting him!

OMG!!!!!! He is swifting her SO hard!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!! He just got swifted!!

OMG!!! She is swifting him ALL OVER Instagram!!!
by Iceskates126 September 13, 2016
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face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat
His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
by ShitRipper December 4, 2010
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twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo
Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.
by JkT October 20, 2005
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sitting on a couch

It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:

Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"

Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"

Example 2:

Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???

Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."

Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
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sitting right

termed by X-to-the-Z Xzibit on the popular show, Pimp My Ride. Refers to a new set of rims/tires that are much hotter than the factory se. In most cases, bigger wheels, lower profile tires. But when refering to a offroad vehicle...bigger tires and smaller rims. Can also refer to the way a car has been lowered or raised. Basically, one bad ass ride.
"Daaaaaaaamn, dat whip be sittin right dawg!"
by gb_junkie May 13, 2005
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