Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

slotter

a dumb ass hoe who steals other peoples man!

alexis is a slotter cuz she took amandas man.

by ashley November 13, 2004

Sploit

A word that makes use of onomatopoeia to describe the sound of something soft and likely to explode, hitting something hard. It is also the same sound effect that shot puts make when coming in contact with mud.

Dude that watermelon, that guy, that bird, that pile of cheese and that frog all when sploit after they were hit by a bus.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 1, 2005

sploot

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006

splatt

a splatt is carl sayles word for a vagina it originates from liverpool and generally is a crude attempt to make girls laugh for example " get your splatt out girl"

(fanny) (twat) (get your splatt out girl)

by csayle June 30, 2009

sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

by Liam April 10, 2007