gender panda

A panda who identifies with their panda ways

"EMBRACE THY PANDA"
"Yes, I identify my gender as panda"
'gender panda, I am'

by genderbender4000 February 13, 2017

kung fu panda drunk

Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.

"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."

by DK is drunk January 16, 2009

cross eyed panda

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.

Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

by GRYMES October 16, 2009

Panda

Panda: (v) stealing then subsequently devouring any food item(s)

-He pandaded my reeces
-Oh noez, the chocolatey and peanut buttery goodness, gone!

by Panda-Monkey December 23, 2009

Panda

An ice cream brand in Turkey.

Hmm I wanna lick this Panda.ahh this panda is just like ice brr!!

by q_rtlsh October 16, 2011

Fat Panda

A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.

To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.

Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.

Hey did you see Jenny got Fat Panda'd on Friday night?

by yiddo8 May 2, 2011

panda express

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good

"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."

by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005