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Mustard Bud

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills
by Shimie October 29, 2019
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Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle
Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed
by Railsurf November 11, 2019
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Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".
There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.
by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019
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Mustardmony

Mustardmony is the act of combining two half-full bottles of mustard to form one full bottle.
Unless you have squeeze bottles mustardmony is a slow process.
by kaman25 January 30, 2020
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Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.
Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
by Qbie March 25, 2020
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mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.
by Garshy June 26, 2020
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Masturdebatable

Nick: “Do you like Pokimane?”
Jake: “Eh, she’s masturdebatable.”
by Leave other meet? September 21, 2020
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