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Mustardmony is the act of combining two half-full bottles of mustard to form one full bottle.

Unless you have squeeze bottles mustardmony is a slow process.

Mustardmony by kaman25 January 30, 2020

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Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

Mustardmouth by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

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mustardmentlessnessization-dumrong

LOOOOOOPPPASOSOSOSOOOOOOOONG WORD LOSLLSOSKSSO

Person 1: mustardmentlessnessization-dumrong
Person 2: What Does The Mean?
Person 1: idk

mustardmentlessnessization-dumrong by Reason D Alt November 3, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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