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mile high club 

having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground
mile high club by Anonymous May 19, 2003
When you fuck in an airplane at least a mile in the sky.
Billy: yo Joe when did you jump on that ass last?
Joe: boy we did a mile high like in those movies. There was even another girl too.

Mile High Club 

Where people attempt to have sex in the lavatory of an airplane whilst mid-flight
A flight attendant saw Stacy and Craig doing a Mile High Club

Donut Mile 

A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.
We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.
Donut Mile by Daniszeman May 20, 2009

Shag mile 

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
Shag mile by Roo October 6, 2013

Naked Mile 

An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked
Damn we didn't get a single cup, Oh well naked mile here we come
Naked Mile by CC dynasty June 11, 2013