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masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.
John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques
by Vaillanco May 20, 2014
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Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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Masturbation

Javiers was experimenting with artificial stimulus of his genital organ in his bedroom.

another term for masturbation
by Ryan Gives July 17, 2007
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Masturbationship

A not so popular but a more accurate way of stating you're currently single.
Arthur: So, how is your sex life?

Louis: Well, I am currently in a masturbationship, so it's GREAT!
by Easytoplease September 20, 2011
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Masturbation

The act of shaking your penis or rubbing your vagina to pleasure your sexual wants.
Masturbation is a good way to practice sex.
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masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples
They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.
by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007
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Masturbation

From the Latin Masturbare: to disturb or confuse, and Manstuprare: to defile and stupify with one's own hand (Manus).

Masturbation is the act of trying to gain sexual gratification from one's own genitals without a sexual partner. In our current society, we fail to see what the act of self pleasure really is. It is bred out of isolation and selfishness.

Our current culture has sold and commodified Sexuality, spreading the idea that Masturbation is natural. Do whatever you would like. I am not forcing you to take my position, but if you would like to know more then continue reading.

In the book 'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill, Hill speaks on the power of what he calls Sexual Transmutation. Basically, he had found that men of great success learn to 'transmute' their Sexual energy aka "horniness" into their work or some other venture. Your Sexual energy is in fact very, very powerful. After all, it has the very power to create and bring another human being into this world, Just think what it could create if it was properly harnessed...
I'll end this giant wall of text I made with a few notable names of those who have practiced Sexual Transformation; Muhammad Ali(World Champion Boxer), Terry Crews(Actor), C. S. Lewis(Writer), Ralph Waldo Emerson(Writer), Sir Isaac Newton(Physicist), Sigmund Freud(Psychologist), Nikola Tesla(Inventor), Carl Jung(Psychologist), Steve Jobs(Apple), Mike Tyson(Boxer), Miles Davis(Famous Jazz musician), Abraham Lincoln and many many more
Marxism is the 'Masturbation' of Ideologies,

all it does is leave you feeling cold and empty inside...
by Radical~Will~i8am September 23, 2020
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