Lost Fucked

When you go to watch ABC's Lost on a Wednesday night, expecting a new and exciting episode only to find that it's a re-run or stupid recap episode.

Gary: "Hey Andy did you catch Lost last night? I had to stay late at the office."

Andy: "Ya I totally got Lost Fucked, you didn't miss anything"

Gary: "Those bastards..."

by Garymcgaydy April 23, 2009

Scull Fucked

Increasing the selling price after a deal has already been made.

Adam agreed to sell me his comic for $1200. $600 now, $600 in 2 weeks. I paid him $600 2 weeks ago but now he wants $700 or no deal. He Scull fucked me.

by Spider-man 129 July 5, 2015

I fucked up

When you shit your pants while your sleeping

Last night, "I fucked up"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Fuck me

1) Sexual demand
2) Used when you messed up something / frustrating or annoying situation
3) Another way of saying FUCK YOU (indirect to the person)

Person A: Why is your car so dirty?
Person B: That's not dirty
Person A: Oh FUCK ME! That's really dirty?

by Sook Ma Deck September 17, 2017