timothy van den beitel

a fat boy and a goofy big guy most likely misunderstand as the comedian fluffy

today I saw Fluffy but I was wrong it was Timothy van den Beitel

by the guy that made this June 19, 2020

World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist

james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???

by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020

Aux no blitz

Receive aux in a car and no one may contest it.

AUX NO BLITZ!!

by Cheezeballs21 October 18, 2020

back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year

me- i have to go to the back to school blitz tomorow

by fork 4 August 7, 2021

Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022