Salad Penis

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

Salad Penis by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Ir0n Penis 

Ir0n Penis is a symptom for Ir0nitus which is a deasese which is caught by wathing Ir0nislands show to much!

"My Penis Wont go down!"

"Maybe youve got an erection"

"For Five days?"

"Let me see!"

"Omfg its an ir0n Penis!"

Ir0n Penis by DavedaysJR May 4, 2009

venus penis trap 

/N/ vagina; mouth-like opening that is meant to contain a penis

that is a nasty venus penis trap

Her venus penis trap was so tight, my fly dissolved in twelve minutes

venus penis trap by oneandonlypeacock May 25, 2010

scenic penis 

noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.

I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean

scenic penis by Big Master Keats Fung August 10, 2010

snaggle penis 

A guy with a crooked penis.

Kris W has a snaggle penis.

snaggle penis by Iron Chef9 March 29, 2011

christmas penis 

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

christmas penis by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013

smallest penis 

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

smallest penis by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016