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venus penis trap 

/N/ vagina; mouth-like opening that is meant to contain a penis
that is a nasty venus penis trap

Her venus penis trap was so tight, my fly dissolved in twelve minutes

scenic penis 

noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.
I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean

snaggle penis 

A guy with a crooked penis.
Kris W has a snaggle penis.
snaggle penis by Iron Chef9 March 29, 2011

christmas penis 

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top
I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

smallest penis 

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

Hunters penis 

A hunters penis is kinda none existent
So I heard jerry has a hunters penis