Sober blink

When you’re some sort of intoxicated (from drinking, smoking, etc.) and laughing harder than you should at something but then you blink and all of a sudden you’re super sober and conscious and it lowkey feels like you time traveled

*two friends laughing at something incredibly stupid and unfunny after smoking a blunt*
*laughter dies down and becomes silent*

*moments pass*

Person 1: “brooo… I totally just sober blinked”

by OogaOnMyBooga March 14, 2026

Soberdelic

I don't drink alcoholic but I still trip balls

If you're going to burning man look for the soberdelic camp.

by Queeeèeee July 25, 2025

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Soberish

When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.

"Are you doing Dry January this year? No way - that’s crazy! I’ve decided to go Soberish instead."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Sobeuy

When you sit on the couch after a long day working the oil mines, turn on your favorite show; only for a million little children to run around your room and scream in your ear.
That feeling is sobeuy.

Oh my god!!! Sobeuy!

Im feeling sobeuy right now man!

by Ratticus snoozorus November 14, 2025

Allie Sobecki

The most awesome girl that God has created ;)

Allie Sobecki is awesome. Yeppers.

by allieisawesome April 26, 2011

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011