pool nazi

a hairless man who shaves off all his body hair for the purposes of swimming competitivly.

dude is a straight up pool nazi! grape smuggler

by some guy March 4, 2005

pool-jet cumgasm

A pool-jet cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he holds the head of his dick in front of a pool-jet until he shoots his splooge underwater.

My first orgasm was a pool-jet cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

pooligan

A hooligan in a pool, probably public.

Jax: Did you have fun at the pool with your brother?

Em: Pfft, I bunch of pooligans picked him up and threw him off the diving board.

Jax: ...So, did you have fun?

by Reproach May 5, 2009

San Diego Tide Pool

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.

Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".

by Slayafish March 22, 2011

Drop the kids off at the pool

An Australian slang term for taking a shit

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"

by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014

school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.

1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008