self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

self-locker by Townsman December 29, 2014

dong locker 

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..

dong locker by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

Fun Locker 

A term for a lady's lady bits.

Gentleman #1: "Margie was a true sweetheart last night."
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"

Fun Locker by Chet Biggenston August 4, 2015

man-looked 

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.

Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"

man-looked by Haddysmom June 7, 2016

Mud Locker 

The inside of the anus, usually containing a slight brown mud-like liquid or solid. Sometimes referred to as a turd cutter or poop shute.

Chris gently inserted his finger into my mud locker.

Mud Locker by Wolfedout October 5, 2016

operation locker

One of the most mixed-reviewed maps in Battlefield 4. It is basically the direct sequel to Operation Metro in Battlefield 3. The layout of Operation Metro was heavily criticized for the losing team cannot get any flags, or easily get capped out in their base being baseraped so severely.

EA DICE, the developer of Battlefield 4, designed Operation Locker to bring up the intense infantry fights in Operation Metro, and give the losing players more chance to break out of the rape of the winning team a little bit easier even though it is still regarded as the clusterfucking map.

A: Why do people seem to enjoy 'Operation Locker 'and 'Operation Metro' so much? They're awful maps that feel like they should be in a corridor shooters like 'Call of Duty'.
B: Everyone loves clusterfucking in a corridor, camping, and spamming explosives in the 64-player massacres.

operation locker by Sir Harry Hart June 20, 2017

boys locker 

A place of fucking chaos and destruction where shit always goes down.

Girls locker: omg I hate p.e
Boys locker: commando! Commando! I need air support!! *Explosion*

boys locker by Digbickscuekr June 5, 2019