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Dirty Kardale is when you get a dick push in your ass well one friend jumps out of the closet with a scary mask on and Another person is holding on to your ball sacks While he trys to jump off the dick and run From being frightened. It takes 3 to do a dirty kardale
How did you enjoy your dirty kardale: I didn't enjoy it My balls has been stretched From trying to run and they haven't felt the same sense.
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Janice totally Corporate Kardashian'd our call today. She's never proactively partnered in her life.
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Me: "I’m just gonna chill and watch a movie."
Also me 10 minutes later: "Why am I making a spaghetti sandwich?"
Friend: "Baba… Kare Kardi!"
Also me 10 minutes later: "Why am I making a spaghetti sandwich?"
Friend: "Baba… Kare Kardi!"
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