jump hump

The process used by short people to engage in sex with normal sized individuals.

Rick was having trouble consummating his marriage with his wife so Kenny told him to give it his best jump hump.

by Farrah Fawcett Hair August 12, 2014

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

Jank Dry Hump

To dry hump during prom and almost orgasm

Jank dry humps kay at prom and blows his load

by dmiller69 July 16, 2010

Baby reverse rhino hump

The act of humping a girl with your knee, ever so slightly, when making out so that it gives her pleasure. Mostly used by couples who want to stay virgins.. for some reason or another.

Bryant: "Why do you have a hole in the crotch of your jeans?"
Jamison:"Oh because Robbie was baby reverse rhino humping me last night. We both have purity rings, so its gonna have to due."

by JamieandRobie June 9, 2011

hump day

Occurs on the fourth floor, north wing between 12pm and 1pm every Wednesday!

Jane and Ted love Hump Day!

by hot dog lovers December 24, 2007

hump

Bad; something that is no good. Can also be used in place of 'fucked up'. :"thats so hump"

Dude, that chick's face is hump

by Cherry Flava Koolaids June 11, 2010

hump day

Hump actually refers to rounded protuberance on a camel's back, or as an abnormality on a person's back.........which is located in the centre
so there is a common sense behind it that even wednesday is in the middle of the week see example

This is old tradition or belief or thinking.....which is just related with one of the week day as well as hump

hump in the centre or middle approx
And wednesday in the middile of the
both in the centre

....Hump Day

by Flamehead August 20, 2006