Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010

gorjana

a typically greasy, ugly girl, with parents who have accents.
showers weekly and often monthly. wears the same pants for more than three days at a time. very sassy and a HUGE flirt.

boy: what the fuck is that gorjana trying to flirt with me for?!
boy2: I know, she's so greasy and ugly.
gorjana: wanna come in my pants? it's only the third day i've worn them in a row ;)
boy1&2: HELL NO.

by someone.. :) January 3, 2010

Gordon

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

gordonish

1. adj. resembling another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.
2. sb. a person who resembles another person whose name is Gordon, or even Gardiner.

1. 'He looks a bit gordonish in that light, doesn't he?'
2. 'Uh-oh, here comes old Gordonish. Quick, cross the road.'

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

Gordoman

An all-powerful super-being that can bend the space/time continuum at will. It is commonly viewed as an omniscient life form who's divine powers are capable of blessing its followers. Few may argue that "Gordoman" existed before the very first deities.

>Ex:
The power of "Gordoman" is emulated in the Sega Genesis game: Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

Dude, that dope-ass Gordoman just saved your life!

by Kevin Grumbles April 16, 2009

Gorgousity

Its when your sooo gorgeous that you have your own way of life.

I went to wallmart for some socks and negotiated my way to half price using my GORGOUSITY.

by Zo zo smells June 1, 2011