The act of stroking ones penis with the force of a hulk, while going at the speed of 180bpm completely destroying the male reproductive system.
- Did you hear what happened to Pöhö last night? The chick gave him an 180bpm deathgrip. He was hurried to the hospital and might never recover.
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A teacher at a prestigious private school in Oxford who viewed indecent images of children on his laptop has been given a suspended prison sentence.
Paul Dean, 66, who was head of English at the Dragon School, lost his job as a result of the police investigation.
The prep school said Dean's offences did not take place on its premises, or involve any of its students.
Among the school's notable alumni are John Betjeman, Hugh Laurie, Emma Watson, Jack Whitehall and Tim Henman.
'Rigorous safeguarding'
In a statement, it said: "As soon as the school was made aware of this police investigation, the individual was suspended with immediate effect and shortly afterwards his contract with Dragon School was terminated.
"Safeguarding children is the highest priority for the school and this responsibility is taken very seriously.
"Rigorous safeguarding procedures are in place at the school and have been inspected regularly for many years.
"We have worked in conjunction with the Local Authority Safeguarding Team and Thames Valley Police regarding this matter, following both school policy and all government guidance."
Dean, of Cunliffe Close, Oxford, admitted viewing three category A images - the most severe - three category B images and nine category C images.
At Oxford Magistrates' Court, he was given a six-month prison sentence, suspended for two years.
Paul Dean, 66, who was head of English at the Dragon School, lost his job as a result of the police investigation.
The prep school said Dean's offences did not take place on its premises, or involve any of its students.
Among the school's notable alumni are John Betjeman, Hugh Laurie, Emma Watson, Jack Whitehall and Tim Henman.
'Rigorous safeguarding'
In a statement, it said: "As soon as the school was made aware of this police investigation, the individual was suspended with immediate effect and shortly afterwards his contract with Dragon School was terminated.
"Safeguarding children is the highest priority for the school and this responsibility is taken very seriously.
"Rigorous safeguarding procedures are in place at the school and have been inspected regularly for many years.
"We have worked in conjunction with the Local Authority Safeguarding Team and Thames Valley Police regarding this matter, following both school policy and all government guidance."
Dean, of Cunliffe Close, Oxford, admitted viewing three category A images - the most severe - three category B images and nine category C images.
At Oxford Magistrates' Court, he was given a six-month prison sentence, suspended for two years.
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Get the Lookin' up a dead goat's ass mug.a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.
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Get the puddle of death mug.The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
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Get the The emo death fall ritual mug.A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.
Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"
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