crank mechanic

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005

Crankshank

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.

Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.

by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009

Crank

Cry wank

Person 1 "oh look there's Dave cranking into a pool of his own tears"
Person 2 "Yeah he does that"

by The Gadd September 20, 2015

Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022

crankin

to be spun out of your mind and not know what you are doin on some low quality crank. i once snorted 4g's of crank in one line then my nose fell off and my brain started leaking out.What a mess!

We were all out crankin last nite and some how ended up killing four girl scouts and hanging them from a shower curtain in my neighbors basement. Then when the cops showed up we killed them too and burned them all in the oven and hanging their remains from the ceiling fan.

by Devils reject December 28, 2005

crank

To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.

"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"

by Sarah Williams June 25, 2008