Cheetahs and Jet Skis

1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.

2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.

1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.

2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.

3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.

Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

Cheatham

An especially sensitive butthole

"Chris has such a cheatham, that he cries everytime he poops"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

Cheetah'

When you are having an extra marital affair,or bumping uglies with someone other than the person you are married to.
When you're having sex with someone other than your spouse and usually one of the spouse's is unaware that his/her mate is having sex outside of their relationship.

That old Tiger... He can't keep his putter in his pants. I wonder if his wife knows He's such a Cheetah'?

Tiger sure bangs all the babes! He's is such aCheetah'!

by Trace the ace B to the D December 4, 2009

Girl cheating with another girl

This occurs when your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl. She may tell you it doesn't count because it's just a girl, but realistically, she's getting off with someone besides you.

This may include kissing, rubbing(scissoring), licking, sharing a dildo or vibrator, masturbating for each other or masturbating to each other masturbating.

Brian: "I caught my girl cheating with another girl."

Jimmy: "Damn, and you dumped her?"

Brian: "Hell yeah. She tried to tell me it's just a girl! but honestly, she was having intimate relations with another person..."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know what you mean, that's messed up."

by XBF4EVERDECK March 16, 2010

cheating

having fun, see example below:

"I was having fun with bob's test answers." "I was having fun with your best friend." "I was having fun in that video game."

by The Evil One April 7, 2005

cheating

1. What the rich and powerful do.
2. What you have done at one point or another in your life.

Cheating usually breaks the rules. Cheating also consists of lying most times in order to get what is desired. This is why cheaters live in the land of milk and honey and the honest/book smart are just barely getting by.

Name any person who is successful, rich, or powerful and I guarantee you they "cheated" in some way to get there.

Here are a few examples:

Christopher Columbus (Rapist)
Enron
Richard Nixon (Watergate)
Ronald Reagan (Drug Dealer, Reaganomics)
George Bush Sr. and Jr. (Oil, Terrorism)
Bill Gates (Windows)
Solomon Smith and Barney
Dick Cheney
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart (Insider Trading)
Milli Vanilli (Lip Syncing)
Vanilla Ice (Making money off David Bowie and Mc Hammer)
Tonya Harding (Conspiracy to harm Nancy Kerrigan)
P. Diddy (Theft/Overuse of samples, Bribery)
Kanye West (Overuse of samples)
Any successful mainstream rapper
You
Me

by Black Oasis March 9, 2007

cheating

Getting extra marks for cunning.

"I hear the teacher caught you cheating on the test"
"Yeah, apparently they don't allow extra marks for cunning."

by Sqrrl101 May 7, 2005