Boffin

A Smart person... usually used by chavs to make fun of people who are NOT illiterate

Chav: You garbled boffin *Possy laughing HUHUHUHHHUHUHUUHUHUHU *fapfapfapfappf"

by Hrocky March 22, 2009

Perfect boyfriend

The boyfriend who will see not only the beauty on the outside but on the inside. The one who is always honest and by your side no matter what. The one that will always puts a smile on your face .they complete you. Without him you are nothing

I cannot believe I have the most perfect boyfriend.

by Bibiddybop156 August 26, 2012

boyfriend ASMR

Something lonely people listen to and pretend they are in a relationship.

Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others

I listened to boyfriend ASMR all night whilst crying

by EnhypenStan May 14, 2021

boff

a quickie

"think we can squeeze in a quick boff in between classes?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

boyfriend in training

In addition to the above definition, which is almost correct, it also refers to a period in which fundamental views and opinions that the boy has which differ from the girl are ironed out and converted.

"I think girls with big titties are nice!"
"I THINK YOU'RE A SEXIST AND NOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"Oh, maybe that was wrong."

But there ain't nothing wrong with the big titties!

by Rando November 17, 2003

boyfriend in training

When a girl is tied up in a relationship (offical boyfriend & girlfriend status) but is still however making advances towards another boy, often a close friend. Thes advances are not alway sexual - sometime mental or emotional, but still lead to confusion to what the offical status of the relationship is. A boyfriend in training is often confused, and can often be pussy-whipped into doing anything the girl desires, because more often than not, he has affections for her. The situation more than likely suits the girl as she does not have to comprimise her boyfriend - but can still have anything she desires from the 'boyfriend in training'.

Elaine: Is Sarah going out with Alex?
Danny: No, she still has a boyfriend.
Elaine: Well, when a pretty girl lies all over you, you don't complain.
Danny: He's her boyfriend in training.

by ninjawonderponies July 28, 2004

Broke Boyfriend

A boyfriend that is so cheap that he refuses to spend his money and spend yours instead.

waiter- Heres your check
Broke boyfriend- $29.95!
girl- Im not payin
broke boyfriend- c'mon i dont got no money, ill put $5 in aiiight.
girl-damn nigga, why u so cheap.

by Brooklynchik08 December 20, 2008