Barend

As strong/brave as a bear

The name Barend is derived from BERO/BERN meaning bear and HARDU hard, thus as strong as a bear

by Barend Spies December 9, 2008

barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015

barefoot

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

by z September 13, 2003

barebacking

The act of fucking up the ass without wearing a rubber.

He loved the feeling of intimacy barebacking brought him but knew his dick would be covered in shit when he pulled it out.

by Jonathan June 21, 2004

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

barelypolitical

Produces viral videos and music video parodies that are usually, indeed, barely political. Home of the Obama girl series, Auto-tune the News, and The Key of Awesome.

"Very thin ice"

Hey, barelypolitical just uploaded a new parody!

by gorbasho August 19, 2010

barebone

A simple computer that you can buy that usually includes the motherboard, case, a stick of RAM, and a floppy drive. You need to buy other components such as the operating system to make it work.

I bought a barebone system from a local computer store last week.

by Dragonboy July 7, 2005