Topdeck

Widely used slang that cropped up recently in Australia
1. Something that is topnotch, excellent or above average.
2. Affirmative.

Marcus: "Bro that transmog set is sick"
Harry: "Yeah topdeck"

"Topdeck used to smash me mum"
-Trent from punchy

by Topdectoboss September 2, 2013

tored

to have anal sex repeatedly for hours

-after having anal sex with johnny for 28 hours
johnny-how do you feel ang?
ang-Wow i am so tored.

by Moniqua December 14, 2008

topdog

america's bar & grill in Cherry Hill, NJ.
THE hottest place for cheap drinks and sexy girls. Pub, nightclub, bands, entertainment, outdoor deck. A weekender's home.

Getting my drink on at TopDog, what else would I be doing?

by drunkaddict November 13, 2011

Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

by Tom December 31, 2004

torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

Toledo Ham Sandwich

Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.

She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.

by djsw October 20, 2009

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009