Definitions by artsyfartsygyrl

half mast 

When you are half way on your way to a boner.

He was turned on half mast.

half mast by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

torpedoe surfing 

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

torpedoe surfing by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006