artsyfartsygyrl's definitions

torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

half mast

When you are half way on your way to a boner.

He was turned on half mast.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006