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In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.
He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.
topdeck by GrifterMage May 13, 2005
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Widely used slang that cropped up recently in Australia
1. Something that is topnotch, excellent or above average.
2. Affirmative.
Marcus: "Bro that transmog set is sick"
Harry: "Yeah topdeck"

"Topdeck used to smash me mum"
-Trent from punchy
Topdeck by Topdectoboss September 2, 2013
When a man and women of different colours have sex
You sir, are a topdeck!
topdeck by LaRgO April 25, 2005
When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.
Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.
topdeck by Anti-TopDeck October 12, 2012
A term used mostly by RPG gAmErs that refers to choosing the first option that is available when doing a magic/physical attack. this term was popularized by smash ultimate when hero was added
Watch me topdeck hatchetman! or kamikaze that works to...
Topdeck by Clable October 14, 2021

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

Topdeck Mode 

The state in a card game such as Magic: The Gathering where a player has no cards in hand, and must rely purely on the card they draw each turn.
Why are you looking at me for responses? Can't you see I'm clearly in topdeck mode?
Topdeck Mode by Tier 4 October 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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