A Shuttleworth

A Shuttleworth originates from (Chris Shuttleworth) See definition. Its when one takes amazingly Loooong shits that are able to penetrate reinforced concrete walls under 6" thick and able to circulate upward through 3 story buildings. Close proximity to someone taking a Shuttleworth has been known to cause the following symptoms:

PTSD
bloody or cloudy urine
double vision
bloody stool
difficult, burning, or painful urination
fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
headache
joint pain
loss of appetite
runny nose
Spotaneous regret of going to work that day
sore throat
trouble sleeping
vomiting
wandering aimlessly in a perfect circle with your arms crossed rocking back and forth
Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
chest pain, discomfort, or tightness
confusion
difficulty breathing
difficulty with swallowing
dizziness
More double vision
inability to move the arms, legs, or facial muscles
inability to speak rationally (Jibberish)
itching, skin rash
muscle cramps or stiffness
muscle spasm or jerking of the arms and legs
seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there
seizures
sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips
sudden loss of consciousness (Coma)
swelling of the feet or lower legs
uncontrolled repeated movements (tics)
uncontrolled vocal outbursts laced with profanity
unusual tiredness or weakness usually followed by coma

and in 1 case DEATH, that has been deemed "Natural Causes"

Excuse me guys, i need to go take A Shuttleworth!

by Crooklyn Bully January 26, 2024

Nativizing Settler Colonialism

The worst type of settler Colonialism. Here the colonizers not only steal the land and kick out the natives but also brainwash their future generations that they are the "true natives". Thus the descendants of the colonizers believe that they are the "natives" that no matter how much someone tries they won't be convinced.

A notable example of Nativizing Settler Colonialism is Arab colonization of Israel.

Palestinians are the real colonizers. Read the history books properly. Jews are the true indigestion people of Israel. The Palestinians aren't colonizers themselves but they are descended from arab colonizers who invaded Israel and stole the land. Zionism is a Decolonization movement but due to brainwashing the Palestinians saw the true natives ,Jews as colonizers and most of the world naturally bought the Palestinian side of the story. This is a popular example of Nativizing Settler Colonialism.

by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

Angus Shuttleworth

W broski
very attractive
will steal ur friends and family
dates aliya

Person 1: My familys gone :(
Person 2: Must have been Angus Shuttleworth

by anonymous June 23, 2024

Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.

Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.

by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024

Space Settlement Theory

The comprehensive framework for designing and governing permanent human communities in space. Unlike colonization theory (which emphasizes the act of establishing colonies), settlement theory focuses on the settlements themselves—their design, governance, economics, culture, and sustainability. It addresses practical questions: How do you design a self-sustaining habitat? What governance structures work in isolation? How do you maintain mental health? What economies make sense? But also deeper questions: What makes a community, not just a collection of people? How do you preserve culture while adapting to new environments? What does it mean to be human in a place not Earth? Settlement theory is where engineering meets sociology meets philosophy.

Space Settlement Theory "A Mars habitat isn't just life support—it's a community. Space Settlement Theory asks: what makes a community work in isolation? Governance, culture, mental health, conflict resolution—these matter as much as oxygen. Engineering keeps you alive; settlement theory makes life worth living."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 3, 2026

Soliqule Shuttle

A state of emotional uncertainty or internal hesitation when approaching someone especially when their demeanor suggests they may respond negatively or harshly. The Soliqule Shuttle is the mental/emotional “vehicle” you board when bracing for a potentially awkward or embarrassing reaction.

“I thought about replying, but my anxiety threw me straight into the Soliqule Shuttle.”

“Don’t take it personally sometimes people avoid reaching out because they’re stuck in a Soliqule Shuttle of overthinking.”

“It wasn’t rejection I feared, it was the ride boarding the Soliqule Shuttle toward a maybe.

by Layeye April 20, 2025