steve jobs 

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

steve jobs by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

Steve-The-Pirate 

A person completely unaware of what is going on around them even though it should be completely obvious to them but is obvious to everyone else around them.As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests and being told directly it over.

Origin: Steve-The-Pirate in the movie Dodgeball was not aware that he was not a pirate nor that it was odd he was going thru life dressed as pirate.
As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests...or that they are being cheated on ....
Related term :Steve the pirate moment: suddenly realizing how cluesless you were

Steve-The-Pirate by Petesw January 5, 2009

Steve Lilly 

A mythical Internet creature that posts messages on a multitude of topics around various sites.

My blog got hacked into by a Steve Lilly.

Steve Lilly by IE5 December 21, 2008

Steve Angel 

The alternate identity of one Hunter Burgan, member of AFI and radass bassist with cool, rogaine hair and killer scowls. Often connected with his fixation with the eighties

"Man, that Steve Angel is like...so eighties"

Steve Angel by SquigglyBrow July 12, 2004

Steve Job

To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.

"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."

Steve Job by Chiens May 26, 2008

steve perry 

when someone falls, bails or a beer pong shot is made from a lengthy distance, one may holler journeys singers name outloud to profess the accomplishment

Example 1:

Ronald: dude you'll never make that shot
Caleb: Stttttteeeeveee perry
(shoot the rock)

Example 2:
Bart: watch out for that curb
(hard fall)
Bart: Steve perry

steve perry by ronaldgnarbar March 25, 2009

Steve Law 

The Steve law refers to the by-laws implemented upon commencing a relationship with the opposite or same sex. The law states:

Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.

Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.

**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.

Steve: Hey I'm Steve!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.


Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!

Steve Law by Maverick03 March 9, 2009